Hubby says, “You’re not the best wife in the world!”
Oh yeah? What about all the meals I cook you? The laundry that you come home to find washed and pressed in your closet? The secretarial duties I perform to help keep you organized in your life? All your lame jokes I laugh at?!
I think I’m a pretty darn good wife, thank you very much!
I would marry me!
Before I can get all those words out, along with a few good jabs to his ribs, the man continues, “You’re the best wife… for me!”
Well, then… since I’m only married to you, I guess that will do! 🙂